Kony 2012

Kony must've set out years ago to prove that he could be a more evil Ugandan than Idi Amin. Unfortunately, he won that contest.

 

I thought it was about Tony Kornheiser making his late bid for the Republican presidential nomination.

 

Maybe Kony is really John Brisker. John Brisker lives.

 

www.theroot.com/limbaugh-joseph-kony

 

One surefire way to ruin your credibility is to get drunk and masturbate in public.

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/03/16/kony-video-maker-detained-for-public-drunkenness-masturbation/

 

He's just trying to raise awareness of public masturbation.

 

Actual exchange on FB between a friend of mine and a friend of his yesterday:

Friend's status: I'm still at work, but my week-long project is almost done. Joseph Kony, you rat bastard, you've wore me out this week.
Her: I love that you call your boss a bastard.
Him: Uhhh.....Joseph Kony is not my boss. LOL.
Her: Ok...I am ignorant then. LOL


It made me cry and laugh at the same time.

 

I can't believe how cynical everyone is being about this. Obviously, the guy was just exhausted. And dehydrated. And malnurished.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jason-russell-san-diego-invisible-children-kony-2012-142970255.html

 

It's called multitasking, Ragu.

 

And, naturally, somebody got cell phone video of it. NSFW!

http://www.mediaite.com/online/video-of-invisible-children-co-founders-naked-freak-out-video-surfaces-nsfw/

 

That doesn't look much different than some of the things I've seen on street corners in California.


Who knew dehydration caused spontaneous masturbation? I wish I knew to say that when I was a kid!