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Knoblauch charged with assault

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Given Chuckles' proficiency for bad aim, he probably meant to grab her tits.
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Well if you're going to steal the punchline in the initial post, I won't visit your threads anymore.
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He tried to hit her with a potted plant but he overthrew her.
  4. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Enrique Wilson rounded third and scored while Chuck was arguing.
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He meant to beat his first wife, but he forgot he signed with a new wife for more money.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Only if he was going for first base
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Keith Olbermann's mother just breathed a sigh of relief.
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I was going to make this joke, but then I remembered she was dead and I felt oddly guilty. :(
  9. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    I remembered, but did not feel guilty. I'm not the one who hit her in the face with a baseball. :D
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Ha! The oddly was in regards to me, since I rarely ever feel guilty for my tasteless jokes.

    I think it was deep-seated guilt for my love for KO.
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Let's see ...

    -- Knoblauch throwing joke? Check.
    -- Knoblauch small market-large market crack? Check.
    -- Knoblauch Olbermann joke? Present.

    Sometimes you have to man up when you enter a thread and admit you've got nothing.

    I could make some Bob Kelly, "CHUCK KNOB-LOCK!" joke, but few would get it and it would be lame anyway. Fail.
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    At least his hands didn't end up in the 10th row.
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