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Knoblauch charged with assault

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10143732/Former-player-Knoblauch-accused-of-choking-wife

    Given Chuckles' proficiency for bad aim, he probably meant to grab her tits.
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Well if you're going to steal the punchline in the initial post, I won't visit your threads anymore.
     
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He tried to hit her with a potted plant but he overthrew her.
     
  4. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Enrique Wilson rounded third and scored while Chuck was arguing.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He meant to beat his first wife, but he forgot he signed with a new wife for more money.
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Only if he was going for first base
     
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Keith Olbermann's mother just breathed a sigh of relief.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I was going to make this joke, but then I remembered she was dead and I felt oddly guilty. :(
     
  9. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    I remembered, but did not feel guilty. I'm not the one who hit her in the face with a baseball. :D
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Ha! The oddly was in regards to me, since I rarely ever feel guilty for my tasteless jokes.

    I think it was deep-seated guilt for my love for KO.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Let's see ...

    -- Knoblauch throwing joke? Check.
    -- Knoblauch small market-large market crack? Check.
    -- Knoblauch Olbermann joke? Present.

    Sometimes you have to man up when you enter a thread and admit you've got nothing.

    I could make some Bob Kelly, "CHUCK KNOB-LOCK!" joke, but few would get it and it would be lame anyway. Fail.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    At least his hands didn't end up in the 10th row.
     
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