Knight Rider's KITT up for sale

Remodeled KITT for sale

And the 25th anniversary of the show's debut is soon.

 

That makes me feel very old.

 

So is that guy in England who fucks cars going to buy it? I believe KITT was his first true love. Poor Mr. Feeney, getting bootsed like that.

 

I think Cory and Topanga are going to buy it for him on a very special Boy Meets World.

 

Topanga got ridiculously hot as she grew up. Ridiculously.

 

To wit:

 

Man, it's like you just lobbed a belt-high 65 mph fastball.

 

That is what I was going for.

 

She's a friggin knockout. I like how she has some meat on her bones.

I read an article on the show back when it was still going on how she came back one summer with ginormous breasts. She raced thru puberty in like three months. boy, did she ever.

 

I, too, like her curvaceousness. She had ginormous breasts when they were supposed to be in seventh grade.

 

I think she could kick Winnie Cooper's ass.

 

My second TV crush. After Punky Brewster.