Knife vs. thumb: The aftermath

I couldn't agree more.

No wonder health care costs are through the roof in this country with folks running to the ER with every little thing.

I mean, you're in the kitchen. You probably have toothpicks.

Just stick that sucker back on like the top bun of a mini sandwich.

Hold the onions.

 

I do have toothpicks, even the ones with the cute little design at the end, and I make a mean deli sandwich.

 

BBAM is definitely a cut above the rest of us. Go watch Blades of Glory (not sure if it got thumbs up or down) and get back to us, would ya?

 

I forgot to ask: How many times (in your best Julia Child voice) did you exclaim to the folks in the ER, "My Goodness! I seem have cut the Dickens out of my thumb!"

 

You, sir, have earned a beverage of your choice.

 

"If I can't see the bone, I don't leave home."

That's quality right there, Chef.

 

The next time I go to The King's place, I'm asking them to hold the onions and thumbs.

 

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