Klosterman was right -- Lloyd Dobler did ruin it for everyone

Not from the South?

 

I don't even have a second handle and I'd finish behind it.

 

That's the spirit.

 

Today's weird "Can't Buy Me Love" fact: The credited choreographer -- including the African Anteater Ritual -- was Paula Abdul.

Also, Klosterman is a goddamn genius. Spent a night drinking with him that I'll never forget.

 

That's kind of the point of that book. It's supposed to be an ongoing thought process. The chapters, so I've heard, were thoughts typed right before he went to bed. I think a lot like he writes, and most of us probably do -- analyzing everything to death before we settle on some minute detail or decision. We just don't all write it down and sell a bunch of copies.