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Klingon sword used in 7-Eleven robberies

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Diabeetus, Feb 4, 2009.

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  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-

    The crime sucks, but I found the method to be...interesting?
     
    Diabeetus, Feb 4, 2009
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  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Funny sentence:

    "The clerk did not give him any money and the suspect transported himself out of the store on foot."

    Presumably transported himself back to his mom's basement.
     
    JR, Feb 4, 2009
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  3. thesnowman

    thesnowman Member

    I'm more concerned that the clerks knew what type of sword it was. ;)
     
    thesnowman, Feb 4, 2009
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  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Because this is the district manager...

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    93Devil, Feb 4, 2009
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  5. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Wanted for questioning:

    [​IMG]
     
    Grimace, Feb 4, 2009
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  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'd have figured he'd beam out.
     
    Batman, Feb 4, 2009
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  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    PetaQ!
     
    forever_town, Feb 4, 2009
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  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    When the jury finds this dude guilty, I bet that he will show no emotion.

    Edited to add: Oh crap! Never mind. That would be a vulcan.

    I'm almost proud I made that mistake.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Feb 4, 2009
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  9. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Klingons would be more prone to rage and a violent outburst. Vulcans would show no emotion. Fail. [/usedtowatchstartrekthenextgeneration]
     
    bigpern23, Feb 4, 2009
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  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Police press conference:

    [​IMG]
     
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    JR, Feb 4, 2009
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  11. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Nerd! ;D
     
    KevinmH9, Feb 4, 2009
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  12. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    A spokesman for the Romulans had no comment
     
    heyabbott, Feb 4, 2009
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