King of the Hill-Simpsons

uuuuuuhhhhh.....I think I swallowed some of the juice

 

I'm watching a KOTH episode I've *never* seen before -- I didn't know such things existed. "Boxing Luanne"

 

Buck. Seriously. I'll pick up Chris, get in a car, find you and beat you mercilessly.

 

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.

 

Reminds me of when Homer is trying to become a Big Brother to get back at Bart.

Big Brother guy: "So why do you want to be a Big Brother?"
Homer's brain: "Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge."
Homer: "Revenge?"
Homer's brain: "That's it, I'm outta here." *gets up, opens door, walks down stairs, starts car and drives off*

Or when Homer is busted for DUI.

Cop: "What's Moe's?"
Homer's brain: "Don't say a bar. Don't say a bar."
Homer: "It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
Homer's brain: "Good one, Homer."

 

The latter quote must have come from Dribble.

 

Nope, both Hank ... just different points during the conversation.

 

That's where they parked poor Fran Tarkenton

 

My two favorite KOTH episodes:

1) When Hank forgets to pay the house insurance bill and goes on lockdown. Meanwhile Dale is harvesting bees and Boomhauer and Bill are deep frying everything, including beer.

2) When the guys join the volunteer fire department and burn the fire house down. Everybody is recounting how it happened and when it gets to Boomhauer he speaks perfectly and everybody else is all muttered.

 

Gribble: "Are you ready to take the guano challenge?"

 

Isn't that the one with the monkey paw too?

Marge (disgusted): Where did you get that thing?
Homer: It was at a little shop over there.
Homer points, where he points is a whirlwind and no shop, everyone gasps
Homer: Oh wait, it was over there.
Homer points to the right shop, just a bit to the left.
Keeper: You'll be sorry!

 

The ending to that one is great.... after they save her from the pimp, Dale asks Hank if he's going to turn him out.
"Nope, we're going straight. The only thing I'm going to be pimping is sweet lady propane. And I'm going to turn her out all over town."