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Kim Jong Un off the market?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Stitch, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    The new North Korean leader has a girlfriend.

  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Best. Resume. Ever.
  3. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    She must make good cake.
  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    If you're a megalomaniacal dictator ruling your country with an iron fist to crush any and all dissent and you have only one girlfriend, you're doing it wrong.
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I have the same thing on my resume. "I LOVE PYONGYANG"
  6. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Kim Jong Un misread the song title and thought he was going to be able to talk her into a threesome.
  7. MightyMouse

    MightyMouse Member

    I hear he almost dumped her when he heard Katies Holmes was available.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

  9. MCbamr

    MCbamr Member

    Well they had Disney characters in the show and she used to sing a song about Sarah Jessica Parker, so the country isn't totally cut off from Western culture.
  10. jambalaya

    jambalaya Member

    Cause Kim Jong Un is the sun that shines all the time
    Looks like another commie day
    I Love Pyongyang!

    We love it!
  11. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Maybe that's just a really sloppy translation of "Mustang Sally."
  12. rmanfredi

    rmanfredi Active Member

    I wonder if he's fired off his Taepodong yet or if he's had recurring issues with liftoff?
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