Kid Rock + Waffle House + 5 a.m. = exactly what you'd expect

The victim learned that Kid Rock is a Devil Without A Cause.

 

That's what she said.

 

From the story:

Punch a man and you're in trouble.

But, punch a window and you're in real trouble.

 

I thought it was in Odessa.

 

that's a great line. Well done.

 

Last time I ate at a Waffle House was in Colorado Springs 3 weeks ago.

Let me say this again.....THE LAST TIME.

Kraptacular.

 

Anyone who decides to eat at Waffle House is obviously not of sound mind. I think the insanity defense applies here.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm Waffle House.

Their chicken sammich is good.

 

That's not chicken, IJAG.

 

You're right.

It's chicken-flavored goodness.

 

Kid Rock was on CNN a few weeks ago. He discussed a trial where a judge told him he couldn't go to any gentleman's clubs in Nashville for a year as part of plea bargain for getting in a fight in one. Then he says:

"Excuse me, your honor, so does that mean if I smack a guy at Waffle House I can't go there for a year?"

The dude predicted his own future.

 

Rolling Stone had some fun with this: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/10/22/kid-rock-shuns-ihop-gets-arrested-in-waffle-house-brawl/