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Kerry out for 2008

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Announced today he's not running. Big deal. In other news, Joe the Plumber from Sheboygen announced he's not running for president either. Too bad. Joe had a better chance of winning than Kerry.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If it's no big deal, why did you start a thread about it?
     
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Ding, ding ding! WINNER!
     
  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    To illustrate the absudity of John Kerry bothering to make an announcement that he's not running in a race he couldn't possibly win.

    In other news, espn's Chris Mortensen reports that I will not be seeking the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    In other news, hondo has not asked any women out this evening.

    More word on this story as it develops.
     
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Were you a finalist for the Cowboys head coaching job when they hired Billy?
     
  7. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Wonder how much his "joke" factored into the decision?
     
  8. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Hey, buddy, it's Sheboygan, not Sheboygen. My native state takes your error as an insult.
     
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Now that Kerry is officially out, it's one step closer to me clinching the nomination. Now all I have to do is have a well-timed release of that tape starring Hillary and Mary Matlin. The movie is called, appropriately enough, Anonymous Lovers.
     
  10. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    If there were any doubts before, that probably confirmed it.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Kerry would be president today if he had married a nice librarian or schoolteacher.
     
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That's called the Pat Hill maneuver.
     
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