Kellen Winslow Jr Caught Flogging His Soldier

Fantastic.

 

https://twitter.com/DeniseWhite_EAG/status/424215997394874368

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as not to smell like smoke when he returned home. There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”

 

The big question there is how she was able to get around the Twitter 40 word max.

 

I'll third it as soon as I'm done getting everyone a beer

 

It was actually a photo or screen cap what looks like a press release (don't know why she refers to Winslow by his Twitter handle in it, though). No limit on how big those can be.

 

Boston Market Twitter feed for the win:

https://twitter.com/bostonmarket/status/424311679275388928

 

That's great. Boston Market has not had this much notoriety in years. Target on the other hand
probably would have been happy not to have the new publicity.

 

Mel Reynolds wonders who was steering the wheel.

 

I'm still partial to "Voting for Buchanan."