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Kellen Winslow Jr Caught Flogging His Soldier

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Jan 17, 2014.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Seems like sketchy evidence but NJ.com went with it.

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    He was spanking his Funky Monkey.
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
    Go ahead and cheat a friend.
    Do it in the name of Heaven,
    You can justify it in the end.
    There won't be any trumpets blowing
    Come the judgement day,
    On the bloody morning after....
    One tin soldier rides away.
  4. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Two bottles of Vaseline? What an ego!
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I bet if he was pleasuring himself in a Walmart parking lot, no one would have called the police.
    Target is nothing but trouble!
  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Did he also have Swiss cheese with him?
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I move that "Looking for Boston Market" become the new SportsJournalists.com euphemism for masturbation.

    Do I hear a second?
  9. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    You can always finish on a grill with Boston Market.
  10. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Seconded. :D
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    He's in search of a place to choke a chicken.
  12. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    He was just saluting the little fucking soldier.
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