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Keanu Reeves sued for $130 million

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double J, May 29, 2009.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Okay, so a woman in Barrie, Ontario, Canada, doesn't actually know whether Keanu Reeves fathered any of her four children, now aged 20 to 25, but she still wants him to pay more than $37 million in child support, retroactive to June 1988.

    And she also wants $93 million worth of spousal support dating back to November 2006.

    His reps say Reeves has no idea who this woman is.

    I wish I were making this up.


    With her children, aged 20 to 25, in post-secondary schools, Sala said she could use financial support to help them complete their education.

    Sala said her children would like to know the truth about who their father is and she is launching the suit to seek "closure."

    "They grew up with the ex's family always saying they weren't his, so they had to contend with that," she said.

    In addition to the DNA test, Sala is seeking child support of $150,000 per month, retroactive to June 1988, as well as $3 million per month in spousal support retroactive to November 2006.

    The only thing that would make this story better is being able to quote Reeves' reaction as:

  2. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    No way the kids are Keanu's. Take a look at that man. No way he didn't finish on her grille.
  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I have a feeling he is not The One.
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    He can raise the money easily: Point Break 2
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'd like to sue him, too, for The Matrix.
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    You should see if you can find a way to sue him for this season of 24, too, dickhead. :D
  7. thegrifter

    thegrifter Member

    i clicked on the link and expected to be sent to the Onion or something.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    No way, it's for real. Like I said, I wish I were making it up.

    The story says the woman is acting as her own lawyer. It fails to mention what seems to be obvious, that no lawyer with an actual current licence to practice would come within 100 yards of the case.
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Is he even old enough to father a kid that old?
  10. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

  11. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I would pay $130 million for that.
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    His costar has some ... issues that make time of the essence. So if you could pay that up front, that would be great.

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