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Kaz Matsui out with anal fissure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. Colonel Angus

    Colonel Angus Member

    Or at least a groin pull? I mean, it's close enough to the actual location, isn't it? I would not be offended in the least if a ball club were to prevaricate just to save us the thought of Kaz's anus.
     
    Colonel Angus, Mar 12, 2008
    #49
  2. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    I'll bet Kaz is the butt of jokes in the clubhouse.
     
    ondeadline, Mar 12, 2008
    #50
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Deserves its own thread.

    The guy broke his nose when the hamster shot out like a rocket.
     
    mustangj17, Mar 12, 2008
    #51
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Holy shit. That may be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
     
    Armchair_QB, Mar 12, 2008
    #52
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'll wire $100 to the first SportsJournalists.commer to ask Kaz how his anus is.

    (Offer does not apply if Stuttering John lurks here)
     
    BYH, Mar 12, 2008
    #53
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    I just hope he isn't nursing it.
     
    DanOregon, Mar 12, 2008
    #54
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If only he hadn't spent the entire offseason sitting on a toilet.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Mar 12, 2008
    #55
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    "Why would he live in there?"
     
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    mike311gd, Mar 12, 2008
    #56
  9. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    And now surgery on Monday to repair this. I'm sure it's a pleasant procedure.
     
    ondeadline, Mar 14, 2008
    #57
  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    It could be worse, his skin could have grown over the toilet.
     
    mustangj17, Mar 14, 2008
    #58
  11. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    Would Al Michaels say, "Matsui is out today with an anus."
     
    GBNF, Mar 15, 2008
    #59
  12. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/analbob2.html
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Mar 15, 2008
    #60
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