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Kaz Matsui out with anal fissure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

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    Amy Fisher?!? Ohhhh, you said anal fissure.
     
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    westcoastvol, Mar 12, 2008
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  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    you know, I think that could still apply.
     
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    BYH, Mar 12, 2008
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  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

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    Armchair_QB, Mar 12, 2008
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  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    http://www.manbottle.com/audio_library/armageddon (maybe NSFW? It was on a news broadcast, so take that for what it's worth)

    Worth the listen.
     
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    Rumpleforeskin, Mar 12, 2008
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  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Rumple, I can't open that from here. Is it about anal fissures in general, Kaz Matsui's case or gerbils up the butt. Because I have always found gerbils up the butt to be a particularly disturbing concept. Even moreso than testicular torsion. I really wonder how a human mind even comes up with such things, much less decides that it is a good idea.
     
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  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    It's a news report about a homosexual couple that suffered second-degree burns when a "felching" incident went wrong. The story in itself is funny, but it's how the anchor reads it which makes it hilarious. It's all audio. No video attached.
     
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    Rumpleforeskin, Mar 12, 2008
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  7. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    beefncheddar, Mar 12, 2008
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  8. Moose A. Moose

    Moose A. Moose Member

    Having seen both Anal Fissure and Testicular Tortion open up for Ozzy, I'm gonna have to go with TT, they had particularly ballsy approach to the blues.
     
    Moose A. Moose, Mar 12, 2008
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  9. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    Glad someone went in the Amy Fisher direction. From there, the Buttafuoco jokes seem to be in great supply.

    And yet, I have nothing. Maybe I should go sit on the can for a couple years and think about it.
     
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    dieditor, Mar 12, 2008
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  10. the_lorax

    the_lorax Member

    "Adults may develop anal fissures as a result of passing hard or large stools during bowel movements."
    Oh, Kaz.
     
    the_lorax, Mar 12, 2008
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  11. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    But did he get it playing Guitar Hero?
     
    DanOregon, Mar 12, 2008
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  12. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I guess that brings the term "tearing that ass up" a whole new meaning...
     
    forever_town, Mar 12, 2008
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