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Kaz Matsui out with anal fissure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. PHINJ

    PHINJ Active Member


    Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure.
  2. jebus, couldn't they just say he had the flu?
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    HOUSTON ASTROS--Kaz Matsui, day-to-day, anal fissure.
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I saw this about eight hours ago and thought, "Only Kaz Matsui."
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Alex, I'll take an Al Fischer for $500, please.
  6. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    For those of you wondering, here's a summary of the condition.

  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Someone has it.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  8. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Great pull.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. PHINJ

    PHINJ Active Member

    Maybe he was hanging out with Kaz Tadano.

    EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    There you go, Yawn, looks like the Gay Games are making the front page in Houston.
  11. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Ah, just another player who's a flaming asshole.
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    It's a little too early in the season for someone to tear Kaz a new asshole.
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