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Kaz Matsui out with anal fissure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. PHINJ

    PHINJ Active Member

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/5608480.html

    Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure.
     
    PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008
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  2. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    jebus, couldn't they just say he had the flu?
     
    Write-brained, Mar 11, 2008
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  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    HOUSTON ASTROS--Kaz Matsui, day-to-day, anal fissure.
     
    Chi City 81, Mar 11, 2008
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  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I saw this about eight hours ago and thought, "Only Kaz Matsui."
     
    mike311gd, Mar 11, 2008
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  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Alex, I'll take an Al Fischer for $500, please.
     
    jgmacg, Mar 11, 2008
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  6. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    For those of you wondering, here's a summary of the condition.

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anal-fissure/DS00762
     
    GB-Hack, Mar 11, 2008
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  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Someone has it.

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    Diabeetus, Mar 11, 2008
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  8. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Great pull.
     
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    dreunc1542, Mar 11, 2008
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  9. PHINJ

    PHINJ Active Member

    Maybe he was hanging out with Kaz Tadano.

    EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
    PHINJ, Mar 11, 2008
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  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    There you go, Yawn, looks like the Gay Games are making the front page in Houston.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Mar 11, 2008
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  11. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Ah, just another player who's a flaming asshole.
     
    SockPuppet, Mar 11, 2008
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  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    It's a little too early in the season for someone to tear Kaz a new asshole.
     
    westcoastvol, Mar 11, 2008
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