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Katie Holmes Marathon Conspiracy

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by German Ethel Merman, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hey, not all men are dumb sometim.... ah, what am I thinking?
     
  2. fixed
     
  3. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    "This is the most fucking confusing movie I've ever seen. She's possessed, she isn't possessed...Dude, that rack had better be stacked. TITS!!! OH, TITS!!! Boobiesboobiesboobies! Those aren't real...yes, they are!"

    Also, I believe Bill Brasky could run a full marathon wearing a sports bar.
     
  4. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    They're real.

    "You know the Holocaust? Picture the opposite of that!"
     
  5. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    Bill Brasky once marinaded himself in gin for five days, then ran a marathon. He had a pretty good time.
     
  6. Mr. Homer

    Mr. Homer Member

    OK, after doing some research, I found that Katie actually has some boobies. Sorry.
     
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    You're forgiven, if only for allowing us to keep discussing Katie's sweet, sweet boobies.
     
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    hell, with that prompt, i just went back for another look at the goodies.
     
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    There are so few debates in life where everybody wins, and this is one of them.
     
  10. Mahoney

    Mahoney Member

    Is running a marathon a good way to strike back against Xenu? No way those in that picture are fake, by the way.
     
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    now if we just could get her to give us lap dances.
     
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    From your lips to L. Ron Hubbard's ears, my friend.
     
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