Katie Holmes is a Free Agent

So Tom has been married three times now, huh?

I wonder who he will audition next.

I think he's a fantastic actor. And his personal weirdness level is just as phenomenal.

 

I saw somewhere that every woman he has been divorced from was 33 when they ended.

 

Good God. Like you could pull better, Debka Boy.

 

or a season as a 4-6 episode guest star on Showtime's Shameless.

 

One question unanswered in this thread: Has Katie Holmes also divorced the Church of Scientology?

 

If Katie Holmes came to my house and asked me to have sex with her, I would.

 

Repped for real talk

 

Katie has never been fully committed to Scientology, even though she has had ties with the church. We're told the couple had been arguing over Suri -- that she's now of the age where Scientology becomes a significant part of her life.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/29/katie-holmes-scientology-tom-cruise-divorce-suri/

 

That ship has already sailed.
I opened him up as wide as coffee can. The guy hasn't had a fart that made a sound in three years.

 

Katie might be a free agent, but not for any of us on this board. Our tax bracket doesn't come close to making us eligible -- and that includes the richest among us. Rich fucks rich, always and forever, amen.

 

Yeah, I didn't know she had an acting career. What was she in again?

 

You knew it wasn't going to last. She was always meant to end up with Pacey.