Katie Holmes is a Free Agent

I'm assuming you are using some sort of binary code, where 1 means "yes" and 0 means "no." (Which, if we are being honest, is really all that most men really need to consider in their real lives when it comes to making decisions about the attractiveness of women.)

 

Wow, women sometimes look different when photographed early in the morning without makeup? Color me shocked!

To reiterate...

 

I would rather have sex with Katie Holmes than eat blueberry pie out of Queen Elizabeth's cleavage.

So, that will be my choice, keeping in mind that the possibility of doing either is about equal.

 

Please describe the blueberry pie. Be as erotic as possible.

 

Give her the right role on TV that displays her strengths and allows everyone to remember how cute/hot/talent she is and that will open the door for either a strong second act on the tele or another Rachel Dawes-like appearance on the big screen. There's still considerable zip in her heater, but it will take some time for her to regain it.

 

Community property laws. Not sure if they supersede a pre-nup, though.

 

Ms. Inaba posts on SJ, apparently.

 

Sboob!

 

^^^^Quality^^^^

 

I say get her on as a cameo with The Beek in B---in Apt. 23, or else her and Michelle Williams can do a naughty lesbo scene in some indie flick.

 

But what of poor Stan: