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Kate Upton, you can't say no to this

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MisterCreosote, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    This guy asks Ms. SJ to the prom via a hilarious video of himself lounging by the pool, shaving, doing pushups, taking a shower, etc.

    Money line: "You're the ying to my yang. I'm Jewish, 5'9" on a really good day — and I can't dance at all. You're Christian, 5'10", and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for best short film — you could say this is destiny."

  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I had no idea you are Jewish.
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member


    Don't think I won't go for the nads, pal.
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    He's a 6.

    It could work.
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Well, if he's Jewish he's probably a 5 1/2.
  7. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but they broke up. Perhaps you subscribe to HanSenSE's paper and were not privy to this information.
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Indeed I was not aware of that.

    He can still piss on his turf, though.
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Good for him... I mean, it's become a win-win for everybody involved, and it seems like a new one of these comes every month or so... The kid gets their dream date and the celeb gets a truckload of free publicity that makes them look like the greatest person in the world.
  11. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Plus he has to be thinking hand job at least.
  12. SportsGuyBCK

    SportsGuyBCK Active Member

    Nah ... he'll pop when she shows up at his door ...
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