Kate Upton, you can't say no to this

This guy asks Ms. SJ to the prom via a hilarious video of himself lounging by the pool, shaving, doing pushups, taking a shower, etc.

Money line: "You're the ying to my yang. I'm Jewish, 5'9" on a really good day — and I can't dance at all. You're Christian, 5'10", and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for best short film — you could say this is destiny."

http://www.inquisitr.com/579346/kate-upton-prom-invite-video-goes-viral/

 

I had no idea you are Jewish.

 

Don't think I won't go for the nads, pal.

 

Awesome.

 

Well, if he's Jewish he's probably a 5 1/2.

 

Sorry, but they broke up. Perhaps you subscribe to HanSenSE's paper and were not privy to this information.

 

Creepy.

 

Indeed I was not aware of that.

He can still piss on his turf, though.

 

Good for him... I mean, it's become a win-win for everybody involved, and it seems like a new one of these comes every month or so... The kid gets their dream date and the celeb gets a truckload of free publicity that makes them look like the greatest person in the world.

 

Plus he has to be thinking hand job at least.

 

Nah ... he'll pop when she shows up at his door ...