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Kate Plus Unemployment Claims

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Good lord...
     
  2. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Same here.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Bet you all will watch her new show -- Kate Plus Welfare/Nanny State!
     
  4. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Kate and Octomom Do Penthouse.
     
  5. SportsGuyBCK

    SportsGuyBCK Active Member

    Hef wouldn't go near her ... he's got standards ... :)
     
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  6. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    She can rent out her vagina as a parking garage.
     
  7. A couple of things:

    I'm neither proud nor ashamed of anything I watch or don't watch on TV, but I will say that when "Jon and Kate" was young it was a very intriguing show about a family trying to cope every day under extraordinary circumstances. Mrs. WSW and I watched it often, and found it very interesting.
    Once it became successful, however, it jumped the shark. Episodes were more about "Let's follow the family around on whatever all-expenses-paid trip the network and various publicity-hungry entities conjured up this week!"
    Then, of course, came the marriage meltdown, and I could no longer watch because it was too depressing. Say what you will about what kinds of people Jon and Kate are/became, and there's probably not very much I'll argue, but I don't have the stomach to watch that kind of family destruction.

    And ...
    I'd be willing to wager the kids were crying as well. Apparently they became emotionally attached to the TV crews, I'm guessing from the simple fact of their constant presence. They knew many of them by name.
    Mind you, I'm not suggesting in the least this is a healthy thing.

    Finally ...
    Not only is this joke ancient, it has always been sans legitimate premise. Kate delivered via c-section. (Which I would think would be obvious.)
     
  8. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Clearly, your mother gave birth to you rectally.
     
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Advantage westcoastvol.
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm with wis. If it's OK to make jokes like that about women, why don't we make jokes that guys who get a lot of action must be wearing their penis down to a nub?
     
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I was just admiring the quality of westcoast's joke.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yeah, his comebacker was good.
     
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