Karma Police wanted, Starman division

Someone just broke into my garage and stole some very vaulable items.

Starman, send your violent karma in that person's direction and smite them with a massive outbreak of herpes, hemeroids, boils and leprosy.

 

Move out of that crime-ridden pesthole immediately!
(Or, at least be out of the house when Starman comes through the ceiling.)

 

Shitty luck. Sorry to hear it.

 

Idaho,

Sorry to hear that. Hope you and your family are safe, though. That's what most important.

 

Did they steal one of your wives?

 

Sorry, Idaho. That's rough.

You really should keep your pot plants in the basement, though.

 

None of Spudette's birthday presents, I hope.

 

Want me to stake out your garage with grandpa's shotgun? I've been practicing.

Seriously though, that really sucks Ides. Hope they didn't get anything irreplaceable.

 

I don't think those are on Starman's list of services. Now, if you want electrocution, lethal injection, hanging, firing squad, death by gouging one's eyeballs out until all the body's blood drains through the hollow sockets, then I think you've got the right guy.

 

Main thing was this


It's registered with the city and county and they are plugged in with all the local pawn shops. Serial number and photo ID are on record.

Cops have been called, have shown up and a report has been made. Last week, the neighbor's golf clubs were grabbed.

This'll learn me for leaving the garage door open when I'm in the house.

 

I'd wish worse than herpes on the fool who stole my bike, dammit. I think the gouging out of eyeballs would be more along the lines of what should happen.

 

great post!   ;D