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Karma bites first Ark. lottery winner in the bottom

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Oggiedoggie, Oct 14, 2009.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    From this:


    To this:

  2. bigblueman

    bigblueman Member

    Anybody else hear the banjos?
  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Hiking the Appalachian Trail: Southern Edition."
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well, at least the Hogs still beat Auburn
  5. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    Was it worth $100k to get a blowjob?

    You darn tootin' it was!
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member


    Every guy you meet that seems interested and every 13-year-old friend on the internet seems to be a cop these days.

    So I hear, anyway.
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I was going to ask which club Karma dances at.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Every club. She's on right after Misty.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    According to the timeline, he won lotto after whipping out his schlong on the trail, right?

    The story says the incident occurred on Aug. 22.

    It just proves an old creedo of mine: God loves those who expose their dicks to undercover cops in the idyllic nature he created. Kind of like the Garden of Eden meets COPS.
  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Yep, I got the timeline screwed up.

    This story makes it more clear:


    So, I guess that we should all go out and do stupid, crude stuff to increase our chances of winning the lottery.
  11. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    That story's not really right either. He pleaded to two misdemeanors for the attempted tryst. The felony is because he was carrying methadone.

    Which is gonna make it difficult for him to come in for his 10-2 shift.
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I have bought one (1) lottery ticket in my life: a $1.00 ticket to Mega Millions last Thursday night.

    I didn't win the $169 milion, but I did win $150.00.

    Maybe I ought to go out and pay undercover cops for BJs more often. :eek:

    And hell, if I knew the lottery was that effective an investment, I wouldn't give a crap about my "retirement plan" sliding down the crapper. :D

    I would say just about every single thing about that story is "not really right."

    ::) ::)
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