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Karl Malone has Roger Clemens beat

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by ondeadline, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    <a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/columns/story/334471.html">According to this columnist, the biological father of Bills rookie offensive tackle Demetrius Bell is none other than Karl Malone. His mother's age when Demetrius was born? This columnist says that she was "reportedly only 13." </a>

    There obviously are legal issues here and, apparently, we're learning that Roger "may" not have been intimate with his country singer gal pal before she was of legal age. At least Malone, who was a college student at the time, probably wasn't married.
     
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Re: Karl Malone has the Rocket beat

    Jeez, I thought Karl Marlone got hired at the Houston Chronicle.
     
  3. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Re: Karl Malone has the Rocket beat

    I thought this was a story about Karl Malone now working as a newspaper writer covering Houston's NBA team.

    I, of course, was confused.

    EDIT: Damn you, rumple!
     
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Re: Karl Malone has the Rocket beat

    This obviously won't get 1/1,000th of the coverage that Clemens has, but this is much, much, much worse...
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Karl Malone has the Rocket beat

    Karl Malone did copious amounts of steroids?
     
  6. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    KARL MALONE IS IN GLORIA BELL'S BOX!!!!!!!
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Interesting, but a poorly written column. Why say that Bell's mother was reportedly 13 when he was born? Either she was or she wasn't. Pretty important tidbit.
     
  8. rube

    rube Active Member

    Bell and Cheryl Ford would make one dynamite WWE tag team. The Flying Malone's comes to mind as a solid name.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I always wondered why Malone was nicknamed the Mailman.
     
  10. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Agreed. I also don't like columnists telling me what to think. Give us your opinion, support it with facts, and we'll choose whether to agree.
     
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    One might say that it give new meaning to "going postal".
     
  12. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I bet he didn't mail the mother any checks, either.
     
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