Karl Malone has Roger Clemens beat

<a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/columns/story/334471.html">According to this columnist, the biological father of Bills rookie offensive tackle Demetrius Bell is none other than Karl Malone. His mother's age when Demetrius was born? This columnist says that she was "reportedly only 13." </a>

There obviously are legal issues here and, apparently, we're learning that Roger "may" not have been intimate with his country singer gal pal before she was of legal age. At least Malone, who was a college student at the time, probably wasn't married.

 

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Jeez, I thought Karl Marlone got hired at the Houston Chronicle.

 

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I thought this was a story about Karl Malone now working as a newspaper writer covering Houston's NBA team.

I, of course, was confused.

EDIT: Damn you, rumple!

 

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This obviously won't get 1/1,000th of the coverage that Clemens has, but this is much, much, much worse...

 

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Karl Malone did copious amounts of steroids?

 

KARL MALONE IS IN GLORIA BELL'S BOX!!!!!!!

 

Interesting, but a poorly written column. Why say that Bell's mother was reportedly 13 when he was born? Either she was or she wasn't. Pretty important tidbit.

 

Bell and Cheryl Ford would make one dynamite WWE tag team. The Flying Malone's comes to mind as a solid name.

 

I always wondered why Malone was nicknamed the Mailman.

 

Agreed. I also don't like columnists telling me what to think. Give us your opinion, support it with facts, and we'll choose whether to agree.

 

One might say that it give new meaning to "going postal".

 

I bet he didn't mail the mother any checks, either.