Karaoke singer beaten

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20091008/US.Bad.Karaoke/

Now that's a tough crowd.

 

BAILAMOS!!

 

I applaud the initiative taken by those six women.

 

I think Bobby Valentine has finally found some hitters.

(Seriously, though, sounds like the woman will be OK.)

 

Seriously, nothing ruins a perfectly good bar quicker than the addition of a fucking karaoke machine.

A bunch of drunk no-talent assclowns who can't sing wailing like a cats with their balls caught in a paper shredder and doing it through a sound system that goes to fucking 11. Who the fuck thought THAT was a good idea?

 

I applaud these women and think they should be awarded with medals in their community.
Hopefully they are available for every karaoke establishment because even on the Gong Show the gong wasn't enough sometimes.

 

Word for fucking word.

Although the Cheers episode where they get the karaoke machine was hilarious.

 

I could not agree more. I bartended at a place that had karaoke for a while, it was freaking awfl. The same people doing the same crap every weekend.

Although, I did clear a bar once with my screaming version of Cum on Feel the Noize by Quiet Riot after a pitcher of beer or five. And I tipped the karaoke lady a dollar as I left after my friends dragged me out. Good times.

Karaoke singers and mimes deserve similar beatings routinely.

 

Karaoke miming would be pretty cool, though.

 

Yeah, double the beatings.

 

watching someone karaoke-mime to jello biafra doing "holiday in cambodia" would be pretty sweet.

 

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