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Just wondering how not_who_i_usually_am is doing?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by old_tony, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    A friend of mine went on match and the first woman he met on there blew him on the first night, they had sex the second night, she gave up the back door on the third night and then about a week later, she said she couldn't see him anymore because she'd been too much of a bad girl.

    My buddy retired from match after that, saying there was no way he could ever beat that.
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's what they all say when they run out of orifices.
     
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Fitting, because no post on this thread will ever top that one. Lock it up. :D
     
  4. GoochMan

    GoochMan Active Member

    That....is.....AWESOME
     
  5. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I just called him for confirmation—she let him finish on the grille.
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think you're making that one up. :D
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Oh, wcv, how I've missed you. :)
     
  8. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    And later, she called HR, right?
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What a back-door neighbor she was...
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

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    Instant social life.
     
  11. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Not, glad to hear things are going well. Are there any woman at the church who might be interested in a date? Seems like a good place to start. Anyway, good luck. It sounds like you've come through this thing and landed in a fairly decent spot.
     
  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the girls on Match are more fun.
     
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