Just sit right back and you'll see a tale

Jenna Fischer as Mary Ann.

 

Ten years ago, I would have said Maura Tierney...

 

Scarlett Johansson as Ginger.

 

No. No. Not ever. No.

 

When I was in high school, they talked about making Gilligan's Island as a movie and the big star was going to be Chris Farley as the captain ...

 

This is an incredibly stupid idea. But Hollywood being what it is, my first thought was "how have they not done this yet?"

Cera is the ultimate Gilligan, if Angola is unavailable.

 

Holy crap. I never thought of it, but he'd be perfect. Angola!, not Cera. Well, Cera too, but I was talking about Angola!

He's got the frame, and he is funny.

 

We'd just need to get him the hat.

 

Always thought Gilligan's Island would have been a great remake concept.....for a porno.

Don't know why that's never been done (well, perhaps copyright infringement and minor details like that, but when has that ever stopped the porn industry). Maybe it has been done, and I'm just not aware. And I'm sure that will set off a number of google searches......

 

That didn't take long
"This Ain't Gilligan's Island (2009 xvid) - anal porn parody"

 

So...are they parodying GI....or anal sex?

 

Both, I think.

Here's a completly NSFW trailer

Someone named "Dick Nasty" plays the millionaire, so you know it is a quality flick.