Journalist leaves biz to become strip club manager

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She he went with Plan Double Ds. Good for him.

 

I'm a very bad person because I think that he should open a strip club with an oriental theme and give it his name.

 

That's one way to get a rise raise in this economy.

 

You can't be. I laughed at that and I'm a nice guy. Really, I am.

 

The nature of his second career aside, Precker articulated the reasons for his move, and how our perspective on all our jobs is changing as a result of what's going on in journalism, very well.

The naked truth, indeed.

 

He should open his own club and call it "Above the Fold."

 

"Everybody in newspapers feels like they have a sword hanging over the heads, and are just wondering when it's going to fall," he says.

Ain't that the truth.

 

Would it specialize in fat strippers?

 

Fat girls need loving, too.

You'd have plenty of places to stuff dollar bills.

 

They could probably carry change, too. Maybe even bring beers around to the tables.

 

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