Jose Canseco said he introduced ARod to steroid dealer in a new book.

hockeybeat · Mar 26, 2008

Yes, I know this is a D_B. But the other thread was locked.

Canseco also claims that Rodriguez tried to bang his wife.

As for Alex Rodriguez, Canseco says he didn't inject Rodriguez, but that he "introduced Alex to a known supplier of steroids." Canseco didn't mention Rodriguez in the first book because he "hated the bastard." He was worried that people would have "questioned [his] motives" had he included Rodriguez.

Why all the hatred, you ask. Well, Canseco claims that A-Rod was trying to sleep with Canseco's wife. Apparently, even after Canseco had been nice enough to help A-Rod find a friendly steroids supplier, A-Rod kept calling Canseco's wife.

And, in case there's any further confusion about Canseco's true feelings, he ends the chapter by saying:

So A-Rod, if you're reading this book, and if I'm not getting through to you, let's get clear on one thing: I hate your f***ing guts.

http://joelavin.com/
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Fenian_Bastard · Mar 26, 2008

Jose Canseco, Brave Truthteller, is probably the most hilarious character to wander onto the sports scene in a long while.

Write-brained · Mar 26, 2008

Isn't this the book idea Don Yaeger turned down?

hockeybeat · Mar 26, 2008

Write-brained said:

Isn't this the book idea Don Yaeger turned down?
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Indeed.

Armchair_QB · Mar 26, 2008

Jose Canseco is rapidly becoming a caricature of himself.

outofplace · Mar 26, 2008

Isn't there also supposedly a line about him being "Mitch-slapped" because the Senator Mitchell didn't give him enough credit?

The only sad part is people will probably buy this crap, even if only to laugh at Canseco.

hockeybeat · Mar 26, 2008

Newsday with excerpts:

According to the new book, in "the latter half of the 1990s" A-Rod came to Canseco's Florida home and began working out -- and ogling Jessica Canseco. At one point, A-Rod asked Canseco, "So, the 'roids: Do they -- -- you up?"

"Do I look like I'm -- -- up?" Canseco wrote of his response.

Later, Canseco wrote, A-Rod "asked me, point-blank, where one would go to get steroids if one wanted them. He was a cautious, cagey guy, Alex. He didn't say, I want to buy steroids. Can you point me in the right direction? Or more accurately, as far as I'm concerned, he did say it, but not in those exact words."

Days later, Canseco wrote, he introduced A-Rod to a trainer and illegal PED dealer he identified as "Max." And, Canseco wrote, he didn't see A-Rod regularly after that, although when he did, he thought that A-Rod looked "buff."

Canseco wrote that A-Rod telephoned Jessica Canseco repeatedly. "I'm not a jealous man," Canseco wrote, "but I could see that A-Rod, a bachelor at that time, was jonesing for my wife."

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/yankees/ny-spcanseco0326,0,1346697.story
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Write-brained · Mar 26, 2008

hockeybeat said:

Newsday with excerpts:

According to the new book, in "the latter half of the 1990s" A-Rod came to Canseco's Florida home and began working out -- and ogling Jessica Canseco. At one point, A-Rod asked Canseco, "So, the 'roids: Do they -- -- you up?"

"Do I look like I'm -- -- up?" Canseco wrote of his response.

Later, Canseco wrote, A-Rod "asked me, point-blank, where one would go to get steroids if one wanted them. He was a cautious, cagey guy, Alex. He didn't say, I want to buy steroids. Can you point me in the right direction? Or more accurately, as far as I'm concerned, he did say it, but not in those exact words."

Days later, Canseco wrote, he introduced A-Rod to a trainer and illegal PED dealer he identified as "Max." And, Canseco wrote, he didn't see A-Rod regularly after that, although when he did, he thought that A-Rod looked "buff."

Canseco wrote that A-Rod telephoned Jessica Canseco repeatedly. "I'm not a jealous man," Canseco wrote, "but I could see that A-Rod, a bachelor at that time, was jonesing for my wife."

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/yankees/ny-spcanseco0326,0,1346697.story
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I wonder why Canseco didn't interview 'Max' for the book ...

rube · Mar 26, 2008

here we go again.

Herbert Anchovy · Mar 26, 2008

In Surreal Life, Canseco being besieged by cast members with even fewer brain cells to rub together than he marked one of the transcendent moments in reality television.

That almost upon walking through the door.

schiezainc · Mar 26, 2008

So, Canseco says A-Rod was trying to nail his wife.

What happened? Rodriguez get close to the prize and, just when it mattered most, fail to come through in the clutch?

Perhaps he went down looking?

I'm sorry folks, these jokes write themselves.

MU_was_not_so_hard · Mar 26, 2008

schiezainc said:

So, Canseco says A-Rod was trying to nail his wife.

What happened? Rodriguez get close to the prize and, just when it mattered most, fail to come through in the clutch?

Perhaps he went down looking?

I'm sorry folks, these jokes write themselves.
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If I had a dollar for every time Steroid Dick kept me from delivering the package, I'd be a rich man.

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