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Jones says ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by joe, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Oh, and this is exceedinly hurtful, especially coming from some ass-eating kiddie-fiddler.*

    *Long-running inside joke. Not actually angry.
  2. joe

    joe Active Member

    (Joe neglected to mention in his story that after I gave him a bucket to puke into, he did so, and then he promptly kicked it over on his way to the shitter.)


    Surprisingly, I forgot that.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Be ironic if the New Amsterdam was voted best bar.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Bravo Jones.

    But tell the Esquire Webmaster to fix the breeaks in the text like "She wears bobby socks and a short, pleated skirt, her black bowl¬ing ..."
  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    ...he's through with Sergio!

    OK, now try to get that goddamn song out of your head the rest of the day.
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I don't know what song that is.

    God I am completely useless as a human being.
  7. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Inky, I am afraid of no man, but the Esquire Webmaster is no man. It's a blood-thirsty machine, a crazy cyborg robot with sharp teeth and claws like Wolverine's. Apart from throwing Vietnamese potbellied pigs into its cage every second day, the less I have to do with that beast, the better.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Its about a yellowed haired girl and a spanish flamenco dancer
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Jonesy - your sounding more lucid - you must be on the mend- good for you pallie.
  10. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Not feeling too bad, Boom, thanks. More hazy than stoned. And I can get out of bed without crying, which is nice.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    He'll be blowing livestock again in no time, Boom. I'm sure all the goats in Canada have missed him.

    Did you do anything perverted with the accordian collection at Nye's, Jones?*

    *Since when do we add a "just kidding"? I'm not joking, you pervertofile.
  12. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Took 2 months but my Esquire sub finally kicked in last week.
    I'm off on Fri. and will read Jones' bar story.
    That had to be a tough assignment? Hmm?
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