Jones, get Esquire's Web site updated

So I can post a link to your essay about (almost) punching Jericho.

Outstanding as always.

 

Indeed. I loved it.

 

Oh, I punched Jericho, a few times and hard. I just didn't want to be that specific about my law-breaking in print.

And I've threatened to punch out the Web staff.

Lucky for you two, by being nice you've saved yourselves from the perpetual beatdowns I plan on dishing between now and the night my teeth finally get knocked out.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

I have to say, I and my girlfriend enjoyed that piece, and I the entire issue, very much indeed.

Fine work sir.

 

Is this in the genius issue?

And a hoozah and kudo to whomever picked Dr. Chris Adrian as one of the best and the brightest. Maybe the single smartest human being I've ever had to interview. Dude's so smart, it makes calling him a genius almost dumb.

 

Yes it is, right up front.

 

Bring it, big boy. I'm a smartass. I'll say make me. And you won't. ;D

 

I like that Jones blames BLOGS for him wanting to beat up people. He has a point. He does.

I also like the way they rate the danger-to-your-health factor of various activities by awarding each from 1-5 Keith Richards heads. Smoke pot, one Keith Richards head. Get sunburned a lot, five Keith Richards heads. Hell, Esquire says smoking pot may be good for you. Who knew?

I like that Granger wrote about how he's now wearing a white shirt every day. But on his column sig on a different page, he appears to be wearing a striped one. It's small, but it looks like blue-and-white stripes to me. Liar, liar, expensive pants on fire.