Jonah Goldberg: Ron Paul is less nuts than Mike Huckabee.

Twinkies?

 

Triple Whoppers with cheese.

 

Folks, I said "exactly as intended" an occasional beer, Whopper or twinkie won't do any harm. They may not be good for you, but in moderation they won't do much harm.
The same cannot be said about moderate smoking.

 

And if a cigarette is used "exactly as intended" and the smoke is blown into someone else's face, you get second-hand death by cancer sticks.

 

True, but OTOH, you might get laid.

 

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.