Jonah Goldberg: Ron Paul is less nuts than Mike Huckabee.

http://www.kansascity.com/273/story/371764.html

 

If Ron Paul's foreign policy weren't straight from the Cindy Sheehan/John Murtha camp, I'd be right on.

I can't vote for Huck because of his bloated domestic agenda. The Libertarian wing of the GOP needs to step back up and make something happen.

 

That national ban on smoking is the Dems' domain. After all, smoking cigarettes is infinitely more dangerous than anything else in the world. At least the Truth police tell me that in those awesome commercials.

 

It's Huck triangulating. Must be a Hope thing.

 

Jonah Goldberg is an ass. Period.
Huckabee's "fad-following" on the environment refers to the fact that he believes that global warming is not a liberal hippie plot to take away the large metal penis Jonah drives down the road to his job wherein Jonah does what he can to turn the concept of "conservative intellectual" into a burlesque.

 

Who is Ron Paul?

 

Mrs. Paul's husband

 

I wouldn't go that far with cigarettes, but name one other legal product that when used exactly as intended will kill you.

 

Well, then stop with the incremental, self-righteous bullshit and just get rid of them.

 

WFW. It's a f'n joke that the doughy pantload writes for the LA Times.

 

Alcohol. Sugar.

 

Handguns.