Joke of the day

Grandpa and grandson (age 15) are out fishing.

Grandpa reaches into his cooler....pulls out a flask of whiskey.....takes a big chug.

Grandson says, "Grandpa.....I've never tasted whiskey before......can I have a taste of that?"

Grandpa: "Grandson, can you take your dick, dangle it between your legs so it smacks you in the ass?"

Grandson: "No."

Grandpa: "Well then, you're not old enough."

So, a while goes bye....Grandpa reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a big cigar.....lights it up.......takes a few puffs off of it.

Grandson: "Grandpa, why don't you give me a puff off that cigar.....I've never tried one before."

Grandpa: "Boy....can you dangle your dick between your legs so that it smacks you in the ass?"

Grandson: "No."

Grandpa: "Well.....then you're not old enough."

Grandson then reaches into his cooler.....pulls out a batch of brownies. He starts munching on one.......

Grandpa asks him....."Hey boy.....those brownies look mighty tasty......toss one over here."

Grandson: "Grandpa....can you dangle your dick between your legs so that it smacks you in the ass?"

Grandpa: "WHY, HELL YES I CAN!"

Grandson: "Good......then you can go FUCK YOURSELF.....Grandma made these brownies for me!"

 

I love it.