1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Joke o the day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Old grizzled ex-Marine walks into a nice whorehouse in Boston.........says fix me up with a whore......madam gets to talking to him, asks him, "When was the last time you had sex?"

    Marine says "1958".........madam fixes him up, says everything is on the house.........45 minutes later, marine comes back downstairs, madam asks him, "See, now don't you feel better?"

    Marine says, "Hell, it ain't no big deal, it's just 2030."
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town and wants your number.
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Good joke, but there's a small problem there... there's only 32 minutes between 1958 and 2030. So there's no way he could have come down 45 minutes later.
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page