John Travolta Accused of Sexual Battery by Two Male Massage Therapists

Two massage therapists have accused Travolta of "groping" them among other things, earlier this year.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/08/showbiz/travolta-lawsuit/index.html

 

Re: John Travolta Accused of Sexual Battery by Two Massage Therapists

One of these is the truth:

1. Scientologists will pay them off to go away.

2. They tried to shake down Scientologists for a payday, but were told to piss off because it's not true.

Either/or.

 

Re: John Travolta Accused of Sexual Battery by Two Massage Therapists

I understand the sensibilities involved, but I think the word "male" is the news-grabber that would serve the headline well here.

 

Re: John Travolta Accused of Sexual Battery by Two Massage Therapists

The Smoking Gun had a pretty good takedown of one of these bozos:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/john-travolta-massage-lawsuit-543687

 

Will this story have a happy ending? We'll see.

 

Ew.

 

The Yankees will soon have another member of the historic Core Four back in uniform. Andy Pettitte will be the starting pitcher on Sunday.

 

Pretty sure this is how it went down ...

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

 

Don't make me turn off avatars. And, um, wrong thread, I'm guessing.

 

Bubs, you know what they call foot massages in France?

They call them Tootsies Royale.

 

So that's what he was looking for every time he said "up your nose with a rubber hose"