John McEnroe Accused of Murder . . .

. . . on CSI New York tonight on CBS.

From the two commercials I saw, he looks like he might be able to act.

 

I'm happy to hear it, because he was pretty bad at morning radio.

 

"Sir, that tennis racket you threw killed the umpire. You are under arrest."

"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!"

 

He has a cheesey line that goes something like "I may have threatened some line judges in my day, but that doesn't mean I'm a killer!"

 

The twist at the end is, Jimmy Connors runs into the courtroom, yells "you are an abortion!" and kills the judge at McEnroe's trial.

 

I smell cheesy line followed by exit stage left. One must honor King Thespian David Carusso.

 

Mr. Wolf, that serve was out ...



YOWWWWWWWWWW! (DUM-DUM!)

WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

 

John . . . you're guilty . . . and I'm afraid that's one judgement . . . you can't argue.