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John McEnroe Accused of Murder . . .

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by SoSueMe, May 9, 2007.

  1. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    . . . on CSI New York tonight on CBS.

    From the two commercials I saw, he looks like he might be able to act.
  2. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    I'm happy to hear it, because he was pretty bad at morning radio.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Sir, that tennis racket you threw killed the umpire. You are under arrest."

  4. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    He has a cheesey line that goes something like "I may have threatened some line judges in my day, but that doesn't mean I'm a killer!"
  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    The twist at the end is, Jimmy Connors runs into the courtroom, yells "you are an abortion!" and kills the judge at McEnroe's trial.
  6. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    I smell cheesy line followed by exit stage left. One must honor King Thespian David Carusso.
  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Mr. Wolf, that serve was out ...



  8. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    John . . . you're guilty . . . and I'm afraid that's one judgement . . . you can't argue.
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