John Lennon vindicated, can finally RIP

mama.

 

God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I'll say it again,
God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I don't believe in magic,
I don't believe in I-ching,
I don't believe in bible,
I don't believe in tarot,
I don't believe in Hitler,
I don't believe in Jesus,
I don't believe in Kennedy,
I don't believe in Buddha,
I don't believe in mantra,
I don't believe in Gita,
I don't believe in yoga,
I don't believe in kings,
I don't believe in Elvis,
I don't believe in Zimmerman,
I don't believe in Beatles,
I just believe in me,
Yoko and me,
And that's reality.
The dream is over,
What can I say?
The dream is over,
Yesterday,
I was dreamweaver,
But now I'm reborn,
I was the walrus,
But now I'm John,
And so dear friends,
You just have to carry on,
The dream is over.

 

If he'd lived, would Lennon have been on a reality show by now?

 

I don't think so, but he might have done the all-star band casino tour like Ringo has done.

He probably would also have written numerous autobiographies, each new one deliberately contradicting details provided in the previous works.

 

Really.

Jesus was at least 6-4. Look at the pictures, for God's sake.

And as I type this, "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" comes on XM. Chill creeps up spine.

 

He would have started a hedge fund in 1998.

 

Oh, I could see Lennon fitting into the reality show concept in some way, for sure. After all, he co-hosted (with Yoko) the Mike Douglas Show for a week back in the day. Not appeared as a guest, not co-hosted for a day, but a week. I think he would found the reality concept to his liking.

 

Would he have married a one-legged temptress who'd take him for half his cash?

 

He married Yoko. As Beatle villainesses go, Yoko is off the charts.

 

The Vatican essentially said, "All we are saying, is give John a chance."

 

A few years later, he was signin' some autographs, and somebody shot him. And that's all I have to say about that.