John Kerry: He's back ... Maybe ... kinda, sorta

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308657,00.html

 

In related news, Dennis Eckersley has announced that he will not throw a two-strike backdoor slider the next time he faces Kirk Gibson.

 

Give it up, douchebag. I'm still astonished that he got the nomination in 2004...they picked the worst fuckin' guy out there to run against Bush.

 

He threw his entire campaign under the bus in the original article. Nice.

 

FoxNews...where I would definitely turn for fair and balanced news about a Democrat. :

 

I thought the comedy writers were on strike.

 

They all took jobs as PR hacks in political campaigns.

 

I think if he wants to suit up and defend his honorable service record, he should be able to do so whenever and wherever he wants. And any mainstream reporter who gave these liars the time of day in 2004 should be ashamed.

 

The original article, not the warmed-over Fox News rewrite:
http://ledger.southofboston.com/articles/2007/11/05/news/news0d.txt

 

This reminds me of when George Costanza thought of his great comeback line a day after he was called out for eating so much shrimp...

"Jerk store! That's the line, Jerry!"

 

There couldn't be a better analogy.

Hey John Kerry, we know you can get 'em. That dossier will undo all the shit the GOP has taken us through since '04. Good job man... but still, why don't you sit this one (and the next one) out.

 

What a maroon. Even my wife, an original blue dot type, shakes her head at the prospect of that knucklehead getting elected president.