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John Gruden's Penis

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Dec 1, 2009.

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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    His penis is funnier than the rest of him.
     
    forever_town, Dec 2, 2009
    #25
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That's the case with most men.
     
    imjustagirl, Dec 2, 2009
    #26
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    That's what she said.
     
    forever_town, Dec 2, 2009
    #27
  4. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Can a penis wear a permanent scowl?
     
    Trey Beamon, Dec 2, 2009
    #28
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Look at BYH and ask that question again. :D
     
    forever_town, Dec 2, 2009
    #29
  6. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Gruden's penis is very funny. However, I can't help but think that Tiger Woods's penis has better stories to tell...
     
    Pastor, Dec 2, 2009
    #30
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Oh, my.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 2, 2009
    #31
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member



    “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger's penis. I need your vagina to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your vagina's name off the phone. Tiger's wife went through his phone. And, uh, may be calling your vagina. If you can, please take your vagina's name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your vagina's telephone number. That’s it, OK. Your vagina's gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Dec 2, 2009
    #32
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Super duper!
     
    Flying Headbutt, Dec 3, 2009
    #33
  10. Suicide Squeezer

    Suicide Squeezer Active Member

    GrudensPenis: Saw @SI_PeterKing's dig about Jon's hair. I bet he buys his bras from same place Stanley from The Office does.
     
    Suicide Squeezer, Dec 8, 2009
    #34
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