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John Gruden's Penis

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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    Seen it ... doesn't need to read it.
     
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  2. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

     
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    This is great comedy. I like this entry, of the ones that haven't been mentioned yet:

    If you get an e-mail that reads, "Jon Gruden's Penis is following you," don't panic. If I'm coming at you from behind, you'll know it.
     
  4. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Will Jon Gruden issue a statement saying it's not really his penis tweeting? That he has no connection to his penis, that the tweeting penis in no way reflects his own opinion. That his penis has a mind of its own?
     
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Now didn't we settle this last week: Jon Gruden's Penis is actually Whitlock?
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but does Jon Gruden's penis have its own coffee cup?[/gradysizemore]
     
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Gruden's penis has a boner for every player, coach and assistant in the NFL.
     
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Now that is funny.
     
  9. apeman33

    apeman33 Well-Known Member

    # For everyone asking what it's like to spend so much time so close to an asshole, I just want to say Mike Tirico isn't really that bad. 1:44 PM Nov 27th from web

    I laughed out loud and now the mail room guy is looking at me like I'm insane.
     
  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    "Carney was a little left on that one, but who am I to judge things that are off to the left?"
     
  11. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Morbid curiosity?
     
  12. JRoyal

    JRoyal Well-Known Member

    My favorite so far:

    Jon and I don't see eyes to eye on a lot of stuff, but we are both against helmet-to-helmet contact.
     
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