John Gruden's Penis

Has it's own Twitter account

http://twitter.com/GrudensPenis

 

This is beautiful...

Better pocket presence -- Tom Brady, Drew Brees, or me?
about 23 hours ago from web

Charlie Weis' penis talked to me about Notre Dame, but was muffled by Weis' belly. He's the only penis working in tighter quarters than me.
4:43 PM Nov 30th from web

Jon was just commenting on this park's beautiful landscaping. I wish he'd give me a trim. I look like an ungroomed Snuffleupagus.
9:20 AM Nov 30th from web

I absolutely LOVE the New Orleans Saints in this game. I'm not just positive about them winning, I'm cocksure!
12:34 PM Nov 28th from web

 

This is utterly reprehensible and beyond contempt. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

It's Jon. No H.

Jeez.

 

Let's not dick around with threads like this

 

I really don't know why I clicked on this thread, but I did.

 

This is an OUT STANDING pair of boxer briefs. Gives me some room to breath, but gives me the support I need.

Who cares when he sets his alarm, I wake up a minute before he does. Rise and SHINE BOY!!!

 

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outfox Jon Gruden. Luckily for me, I wake up 30 minutes before Jon every damn day.
10:05 AM Nov 27th from web

My favorite:

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, because it's the kind of party where Jon can put me in the mashed potatoes.
9:24 AM Nov 26th from web

 

If you thought Al Davis looked old and wrinkly....

 

His penis needs a twitter account. I have the next 24 hours now mapped out...

 

Sean Salisbury is really jealous now ...

 

Awesome.