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John Gruden's Penis

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Has it's own Twitter account

    http://twitter.com/GrudensPenis
     
  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    This is beautiful...

    Better pocket presence -- Tom Brady, Drew Brees, or me?
    about 23 hours ago from web

    Charlie Weis' penis talked to me about Notre Dame, but was muffled by Weis' belly. He's the only penis working in tighter quarters than me.
    4:43 PM Nov 30th from web

    Jon was just commenting on this park's beautiful landscaping. I wish he'd give me a trim. I look like an ungroomed Snuffleupagus.
    9:20 AM Nov 30th from web

    I absolutely LOVE the New Orleans Saints in this game. I'm not just positive about them winning, I'm cocksure!
    12:34 PM Nov 28th from web
     
  3. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    This is utterly reprehensible and beyond contempt. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

    It's Jon. No H.

    Jeez.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Let's not dick around with threads like this
     
  5. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    I really don't know why I clicked on this thread, but I did.
     
  6. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    This is an OUT STANDING pair of boxer briefs. Gives me some room to breath, but gives me the support I need.

    Who cares when he sets his alarm, I wake up a minute before he does. Rise and SHINE BOY!!!
     
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outfox Jon Gruden. Luckily for me, I wake up 30 minutes before Jon every damn day.
    10:05 AM Nov 27th from web

    My favorite:

    Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, because it's the kind of party where Jon can put me in the mashed potatoes.
    9:24 AM Nov 26th from web
     
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    If you thought Al Davis looked old and wrinkly....
     
  10. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    His penis needs a twitter account. I have the next 24 hours now mapped out...
     
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Sean Salisbury is really jealous now ...
     
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Awesome.
     
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