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Jogger attacked with Mars bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Is Mars the one with swirling chocolate in the commercial?
     
  2. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    "Can you repeat that?"

    "I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune."
     
  3. rube

    rube Active Member

    "O'Henry? That's one of our top selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding."
     
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't waste a perfectly good Snickers. A Whatchamacallit on the other hand ...

    Nah. I'll stick with my original plans.
     
  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Mars bars in England = Milky Ways in the U.S.

    What used to be Mars bars in the U.S. are now Snickers Almond.

    This has been YOUR Foods For Fatties newsbreak.
     
  6. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Deep fried Twinkies FTW!
     
  7. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    CSI: Bushwood is already investigating.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I can't believe the jogger was whining. A sore ankle is a small price to pay for a frozen Mars bar.
     
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Sometimes you feel like a nut.



    Oops, sorry. Wrong thread.
     
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Wow, and this coming on the heels of the former Cop Shoot Cop guitarist trying to shoot a non-cop with a cologne bottle!

    http://blogs.clevescene.com/cnotes/2008/02/michael_kaminski_tries_to_rob.php
     
  11. Samson

    Samson Guest

    I think the jogger was asking for it.
     
  12. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    My favorite part is the picture of a Mars Bar with the cutline: "A Mars Bar."
     
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