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JoePoz gets a warning

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by buckweaver, May 10, 2008.

  1. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Posnanski hasn't even written his book on the Big Red Machine yet ... and the book "has already made him money."

    What a country! :D

  2. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    If JP promises to call out Joe Morgan for the idiot he is, in print, I'll be first in line.
  3. brettwatson

    brettwatson Active Member

    I'm excited about the book just because of the author.

    I wouldn't otherwise have any interest in it, but with Joe P writing it, I'll definitely check it out.

    The man gets it...in so many ways. Wonderful writer...But then everyone on this site already knows that.
  4. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    Feel the same way, Brett.

    I will be buying this, even though I was eight years from being born and have never given one silly little damn about the Reds in my life.
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm going to try this out the next time I get stopped. Thanks, Joe.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I can see it now: Mikey in Pittsburgh.

    "Where you going in such a hurry, son?"
    "Well you see I have a book about the 1985 Pirates that I'm working on and..."
    "Jason Thompson? Sammy Khalifa? George Kendrick? Larry McWilliams?"
    "Yeah, you liked them right?"
    "No, they sucked so much they made me hate baseball and at least three of them had sex with my sister."
    "Do you like prison movies, son?"
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    If that's not sig material, I'm not sure what is.
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Hint: If you're driving anywhere in the southeast, say you're writing a book on Dale Earnhardt Sr.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    *tip cap*
  10. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    First off, make sure you show the cop the "3" tattoo on your rear end.

    "Son, do you know what you were doing?"
    "Yeah. I was driving back from Kannapolis. I'm writing a book on Dale Earnhardt."
    "Oh. He's my idol."
    "I've heard of stories where he ran Darrell Waltrip into the wall. Bill Elliott, too. But when someone did it to him, he whined like a baby."
    "Put your hands behind your back and spread 'em, son."
  11. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    As a giant Reds fanboi, I'd buy a book on the Big Red Machine if it was written by a chimp. Poz is a very nice bonus.
  12. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Holy shit...You had me at Sammy Khalifa.
    [Standing golf clap.]
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