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Jinx alert! DC sports has been incredible lately

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JackReacher, May 9, 2015.

  1. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    The most recent events were a Bryce Harper walk-off jack against Atlanta and, about a half hour later, Paul Pierce daggering the fuck out of Atlanta with a walk-off fadeaway bank shot.

    Reporter: Did you call bank?
    Pierce: I CALLED GAME MOTHERFUCKER! (He only said part of that.)

    Caps and Wiz one win away from the conference finals for the first time in who the fuck knows when. Skins finally have a GM who can actually do the job without shitting down his leg. And Harper has hit 6 big sillies in the last 3 games. I'm not sure what the United are doing, but I'm assuming they're good, too. No clue on the Mystics.


    /avoids lightning strike
  2. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Moddy's going to kill you.
    Vombatus likes this.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Old Tony blames Obama.
    Baron Scicluna and JackReacher like this.
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The Wiz are one win away? These things are three of five? The series is 2-1 Wiz.
    old_tony likes this.
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    DC fans still care way more about the sport with the oblong ball.
  6. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Whatever. You get the point.
  7. RecoveringJournalist

    RecoveringJournalist Well-Known Member

    Pierce's shot was a victory for old people. :D
  8. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    As an Atlanta sports fan, I say fuck Pierce, fuck Harper and fuck this thread.

    God Bless America.
  9. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Whoa, hey. Atlanta has sports fans?
  10. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Yeah, there are a few of us, and we meet weekly to talk about what it is like to watch our teams continually fall short of their potential. It is more of a support group.

    Alright, fine, you got me. It's AA. Whatever.
    JackReacher likes this.
  11. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Only way it could get better for D.C. sports fans is if Snyder sold the Skins.
    LongTimeListener likes this.
  12. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Or beat the Rangers.
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