Jim Norton

FRRUNNNCASSSS!!

Ramone, get these idiots a salsa enema and a quick death.

 

I saw him open for Dice Clay in Vegas about seven years ago...

Norton was hysterical... Dice sucked...

 

Thread jack:

There's a dealership near here called "Neil Norton Pontiac/Cadaliac"

Back in the day, Neil North was doing a commercial for local TV. His last line of this commercial is, "Bring your wife on down and we'll dicker."

Makes me giggle everything I think about it.

 

The Greaseman used to throw that line out -- again, back in the day.

 

Lil' Jimmy -- stupendously smart and hilarious. Quite a reality check on life, whether you agree with him or not

 

I DVRed the HBO special and watched it last night. Some bits are funny. Most were not. He's simply crude for the sake of being crude. It lost its luster after his fifth description of what he wants a vagina to look like.

Oh and Ron and Fez are infinitely funnier.