Jim Nantz end-of-game predictions

...you're a shooting star, and all these years, no one knew, just how hard you worked, and now it shows...

 

CBS putting in Nantz's end-of-game call has ruined the end of "One Shining Moment' - one of my favorites - completely.

 

"Jubilation in jean shorts! Gators dominant in denim!"

 

Hey I was pretty close

 

"THE GATOR GOES CHOMP! THEY WIN IN A ROMP! HA HAAA!" [/gusjohnson]

 

sheer greatness

 

Here are the words to the song:

Well, it's springtime in the valley on Magnolia Lane;

It's the Augusta National and the master
of the game.

Who'll wear that green coat on Sunday
afternoon?

Who'll walk that 18th fairway singing
this tune?

"Augusta, your dogwoods and pines,
they play on my mind like a song.

Augusta, it's you that I love,
it's you that I miss when I'm gone

"Well, it's Watson, Byron Nelson,
and Demaret, and Player and Snead,

And it's Amen Corner,
and it's Hogan's perfect swing;

It's Sarazen's double eagle
at the 15th in '35,

And the spirit of Clifford Roberts
that keeps it alive.

"Augusta, your dogwoods and pines,
they play on my mind like a song.

Augusta, it's you that I love, it's you that I miss when I'm gone.

"It's the legions of Arnie's Army and the Golden Bear's
throng, Wooden-shafted legend, Bobby Jones."

 

Packer is a smelly pirate hooker who lives on Whore Island, and I'm going to slap him in public.