Jesus Saves!

Heck, you'd think you could field a Vatican shooting or fencing team just from the Swiss Guards.

 

Is pike-fighting an Olympic sport?
(By the way, I had a Special Forces guy tell me once that the Swiss Guards are like the toughest bastards in the world, kill you a couple hundred different ways.)

 

Thanks for not disappointing me.

 

Merry Christmas, cher.

 

Hey if you had to wear the clown outfits they have to wear you'd be pretty fucking tough too.

 

Jesus: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

 

From yet another movie ...

"Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

Remember that's "Geooorge Nelson .. not Babyface!" as in "Oh George, not the livestock."

 

Oddly enough, that was exactly what the Special Forces guy told me, too.

 

I think those are Oregon's 2007 football uniforms.

 

Better not leave that rum sittin' around with this group.