Jesus Saves!

If Jesus saves ... well, He'd better save Himself ...


(counting on Fenian to have the next line)

 

In Dayton, Ohio: America's holiest city.

 

Jesus is the Answer!
What's the question?
Who was Matty and Felipe Alou's brother?

I still love that bathroom stall writing....

 

Well, they can certainly finance a good team.

 

the Vatican goes on a Crusade, doh- sorry

 

from the gory, glory seekers
who use his name in death.
(Flute break here).

TULL, baby!

 

You don't want to transfer here? Then you're going to hell. Your parents too.

 

The guy is a brick wall!

 

The Vatican has actually looked into what would be involved in participating in the Olympics. Just like you just have to of Irish descent to be on the Irish Olympic team - you would only have to be Catholic to be on the Vatican squad. Think of Mike Piazza who as born in PA playing for Italy's baseball team this past spring.

 

If God's going to be on anyone's side, the other teams at that tournament are screwed.

 

I think you have to at least be eligible to hold a country's passport to compete for it in the Olympics.

If you have to work at the Vatican to be eligible to hold a Holy See passport then that really limits the athlete pool.

 

I'm sure the Vatican could put the Jesuits in charge of making sure the rules are bent enough to field a decent team.

Each foreign athlete could be given a Vatican job and passport as roving Ambassadors of Goodwill. They could use the money they get from the Wonderbread account to pay for all expenses.