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Jesus Is My Sweeper

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

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    The girls just wouldn't listen.
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    And Esposito scores on the rebound.
     
  3. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    It was almost like had had holes in his hands.
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We ain't talking about the Rapture, man.

    We talkin' 'bout practice!
     
  5. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    Come on -- he got in front of everything they threw at him.
     
  6. Priceless.
     
  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    And then there's that really old one: "Jesus saves, but Espo scores on the rebound"
     
  8. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Or the old bathroom stall graffiti:

    Jesus is the answer!
    What's the question?
    Who was Matty and Felipe Alou's brother?
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You mean, this old?
     
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a cartoon

    Announcer at a ball game: "And next up, batting sixth, The Son of God".
     
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
     
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Jesus also doubles as a ref...

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